Duck Donald Trump

*UCK DONALD TRUMP

Rubber duck with a familiar orange combover and a red tie

Make quacks, not chaos. A shirt for people who would rather laugh at him than yell about him.

See the gear
Terracotta heavyweight tee with a large stencil *UCK, DONALD TRUMP under it, and the duck sticker breaking out of the K
01 / The loud one

Big stencil.

Stencil *UCK across the chest, DONALD TRUMP under it, the duck breaking out of the K. Readable from across a parking lot.

Pick the color that gets the biggest reaction from your uncle at Thanksgiving.

  • Price$32
  • Colors
  • BlankComfort Colors 1717
  • Per shirt$5 to Democracy Forward
Shop the big stencil
Back of a terracotta tee with *UCK DONALD TRUMP stacked in stencil and MAKE QUACKS, NOT CHAOS under it Front of the same tee with a small duck sticker on the left chest
02 / The quiet one

Small duck, big back.

A sticker-sized duck on the chest. The full statement on the back, for the people behind you in line.

Same shirt, printed both sides.

  • Price$38
  • Colors
  • BlankComfort Colors 1717
  • Per shirt$5 to Democracy Forward
Shop front and back
Adobe orange pullover hoodie with the stencil *UCK DONALD TRUMP print and the duck sticker on the chest
03 / Cold weather

The hoodie.

The big stencil on an 8 oz fleece pullover with a double-lined hood. For protests that run past dark.

  • Price$55
  • Colors
  • BlankCotton Heritage M2580
  • Per hoodie$5 to Democracy Forward
Shop the hoodie
04 / Hats

Pick your volume.

Three hats, sorted by how fast your uncle figures it out. All embroidered. All $5 to Democracy Forward.

Red snapback with MAKE QUACKS NOT CHAOS embroidered in white

Uncle notices: from the parking lot

Make Quacks Not Chaos

From across the street it looks like his hat. Up close it's a duck joke. Somewhere in between, a guy at the gas station does a double take, and that's the whole product.

$30Get the red one
Black cuffed beanie with a single orange asterisk embroidered on the cuff

Uncle notices: if you explain it

The Asterisk

One orange asterisk. No words. People who know, know. Everyone else just thinks your head is warm.

$26Get the beanie
Brown corduroy dad hat with the word quack embroidered in white lowercase serif

Uncle notices: never

quack

Brown corduroy. Lowercase. Your aunt thinks it's about birds. Let her.

$30Get the quiet one
05 / Stickers

Stick it to him.

For people who aren't ready to wear it yet. Glossy vinyl, kiss-cut, survives the rain. $1 from every sticker goes to Democracy Forward. Stickers are cheap. Lawyers aren't.

Die-cut sticker of the cartoon duck with the blond combover, red tie, and an angry scowl

The Duck

Best on your laptop lid, facing the meeting.

From $5Get the duck
Die-cut sticker reading *UCK in black stencil letters with an orange asterisk

*UCK

Best on the back of your phone, so every mirror selfie says it for you.

From $5Get the *UCK
Round black sticker with a big orange asterisk, ringed by the words you know what it stands for

The Asterisk

Best on anything. It's an asterisk. Nobody can prove a thing.

From $5Get the asterisk
Red bumper sticker reading MAKE QUACKS NOT CHAOS in white serif capitals, with fine print that says paid for by a duck

Make Quacks Not Chaos

Best on your bumper. It even has the little fine print at the bottom, like a real campaign. Paid for by a duck.

$9Get the bumper sticker
06 / Why a duck

The duck stops here.

Outrage is cheap and everybody is tired of it.

A joke gets through where a lecture can't. Somebody reads your shirt in the checkout line, snorts, and for a second they're on your side. That counts.

Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to the airport. Wear it to the family reunion if you're feeling brave.

$5 from every shirt, hoodie, and hat, and $1 from every sticker, goes to Democracy Forward. They filed more than 150 lawsuits against the Trump administration in 2025 alone.

07 / Questions

Frequently asked quacktions.

01What does the shirt mean?

Duck. Or the other word. We printed the asterisk and you get to fill it in.

02How do I order?

Hit Shop, choose your size and color, and check out. Printful handles payment, printing, and shipping.

03Where does the money go?

$5 from every shirt, hoodie, and hat, and $1 from every sticker, goes to Democracy Forward Foundation, a 501(c)(3) legal nonprofit that takes the Trump administration to court when it breaks the law. Lawyers are slower than tweets. They also win more.

04Can I do more than buy a shirt?

Wear it somewhere people will see it, post a photo, and tag us. Or skip the shirt and give to Democracy Forward directly. Both work.