*UCK DONALD TRUMP
Make quacks, not chaos. A shirt for people who would rather laugh at him than yell about him.
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This duck means business.
A rubber duck with a very specific haircut. You know the one.
Pick the color that gets the biggest reaction from your uncle at Thanksgiving.
- Colors
- StyleUnisex tee
- Printed byPrintful
- Per shirt$5 to Democracy Forward
The duck stops here.
Outrage is cheap and everybody is tired of it.
A joke gets through where a lecture can't. Somebody reads your shirt in the checkout line, snorts, and for a second they're on your side. That counts.
Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to the airport. Wear it to the family reunion if you're feeling brave.
$5 from every shirt goes to Democracy Forward. They filed more than 150 lawsuits against the Trump administration in 2025 alone.
Frequently asked quacktions.
01What does the shirt mean?
Duck. Or the other word. We printed the asterisk and you get to fill it in.
02How do I order?
Hit Shop, choose your size and color, and check out. Printful handles payment, printing, and shipping.
03Where does the money go?
$5 from every shirt goes to Democracy Forward Foundation, a 501(c)(3) legal nonprofit that takes the Trump administration to court when it breaks the law. Lawyers are slower than tweets. They also win more.
04Can I do more than buy a shirt?
Wear it somewhere people will see it, post a photo, and tag us. Or skip the shirt and give to Democracy Forward directly. Both work.